Friday, August 17, 2007

what the ---??!!

there are so many things that i don't understand.

like, the rise of the visitor stats to my blogsite ever since i mentioned that wannabe/tramp thea aquino. gaad, just the mere mention of her name got people stampeding to my uber blah domain. what if i post her other photos that i found on google kaya? umm... NO WAY.

unless you give me a BMW-X5. o sige, kahit audi na lang.

the very cars that were smashed by the bureau of customs at subic yesterday.



i really don't get it. i mean, they smashed the smuggled cars to show that they're serious in curbing smuggling in this archipelago. i don't know what analysis model they are using. their variables just don't add up. someone has to teach this people communication strategy. labeling, packaging of ideas. (oh gad, this statement just pushes my appointment to the cabinet a little bit closer to the edge of oblivion.)

another thing that i don't quite get is why this country, my country (other than thailand) is once again in the midst of an election controversy, this time, involving Uncle Sam's polls.

turned out that some of the defective touch screens used in american polls were traced to have been made in a sweatshop somewhere in this far flung republic.

this discovery has a coupla implications. off the top of my head, the scheming politicians and poll operators must be doing cartwheels right now because such incident can be used as a point against the full automation of polls in the country.

it may also solidify the country's rep as asia's cheating capital to which i vehemently disagree. yes, we may have a couple of garci's, but hell no, we are not a nation of cheats. (there, my appointment is back on the table.)

another thing that i don't get is how fast time flies. it's already the 17th of august. my neck is 23 days away from being sliced with a butter knife in the event that i don't deliver my outputs (which i have yet to start) to my contractors.

yikes. i have to think of an excuse. fast.

yeah, i'll tell them that i chewed on mattel toys when i was growing up.

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