so i was getting my daily required dose of hollywood chismax when i saw this shot of jake gyllenhaal with his bff austin nichols:
what does your gaydar say?
kainez ha. ang konti konti na nga lang lalaki sa mundo, bading pa yung iba.recently, a sizable portion of bonding time with my girl friends has been spent analyzing whether a guy we're dating/ interested in, is gay or straight.
here's a portion of our recent analysis session:
me: okay, he wears soft pastels and striped shirts most of the time, sports that "yuppy" sleeve roll, has that gigolo belt, goes to the gym, spends time fixing his hair longer than i do mine, worries about his chapped lips and is really mabango.
auds: what does he drive?
me: a not so flasy sedan. and he has more shoes than i have.
auds: hmmm.... baka metrosexual lang.
the whole metrosexual concept makes the analyzing more difficult.
now i wonder why reese and jake broke up.
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