monday.
it's 8:28 in the morning and i am not in my office.
i won't be in the office indefinitely because i volunteered my hidden expertise as forensic psychiatrist in the investigation of the explosion at glorietta last friday.
explosion yes, we call it explosion for now. whether there actually was a bomb is not conclusive.
by the way, it's forensic psychiatrist, not scientist. that's different. forensic psychiatrist is edward norton in red dragon. forensic scientists are the guys at CSI.
i will be at the palace in a while and start working. as forensic psych, my job is to study a suspect's profile. what could she have been thinking, intentions blah blah.
oh, did i say palace? did i use the pronoun she? erase, erase.
better yet, disregard the preceding paragraphs as they are fiction. (red dragon is a tom harris fiction. LOL!)
anyway, i called in sick today because of stomach spasms since last night. remember, i've been checking and grading my students' exams and terms papers the past two days. lovely.
while checking, and reading, and grading, i stumbled on this photo on BB's website.
it's the november 2007 issue of vogue paris.
and it has a tranny named andre on the cover, together with carolyn murphy.it's 8:28 in the morning and i am not in my office.
i won't be in the office indefinitely because i volunteered my hidden expertise as forensic psychiatrist in the investigation of the explosion at glorietta last friday.
explosion yes, we call it explosion for now. whether there actually was a bomb is not conclusive.
by the way, it's forensic psychiatrist, not scientist. that's different. forensic psychiatrist is edward norton in red dragon. forensic scientists are the guys at CSI.
i will be at the palace in a while and start working. as forensic psych, my job is to study a suspect's profile. what could she have been thinking, intentions blah blah.
oh, did i say palace? did i use the pronoun she? erase, erase.
better yet, disregard the preceding paragraphs as they are fiction. (red dragon is a tom harris fiction. LOL!)
anyway, i called in sick today because of stomach spasms since last night. remember, i've been checking and grading my students' exams and terms papers the past two days. lovely.
while checking, and reading, and grading, i stumbled on this photo on BB's website.
it's the november 2007 issue of vogue paris.
no make that, AND IT HAS A TRANNY NAMED ANDRE ON THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!
darn. it's bad enough that his legs are 100x more gorgeous than mine-- but for him to even be on the cover of vogue????!!!! that's just too much.
UNFAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaargh! stomach spasms.
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