him: so, what would you do now?
me: i dunno.
him: hmm.. you said you know what to do. you know what u want to do... in the next ten years.
me: yeah. i think i'll do a hilary hilton.
him: a what?
me: what did i say?
him: you said hilary hilton.
me: no i didn't.
him: i didn't drink you know.
me: i know what i said okay.
him: i'm not deaf either. you said hilary hilton.
me: no, i didn't.
him: from this day on, i'll call you hilary hilton.
me: okay. i said hilary hilton. dang i'm confused. now, can you please not call me hilary hilton.
him: aight.
and...hey... check out simpsonsthemovie.com.
create your own avatar.
here's ambidextrous simpson.
does it seem like me?
A. yes. you must've been matt groening's inspiration.
B. hell, no. the avatar looks better.
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